July232014

twentyfaces:

lydiallisaac:

protectbuckybarnesatallcosts:

The awkward moment when you’re trying to tell your parents that you’re a super hero but you come out instead 

Almost as good as this:

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(via snarkytoon)

9PM
9PM
theskaldspeaks:

All bird are bird, but some bird more bird than other bird
I love my psychology textbook, you guys.

theskaldspeaks:

All bird are bird, but some bird more bird than other bird

I love my psychology textbook, you guys.

(via snarkytoon)

9PM

dimestore-duchess:

figsandtea:

niiicethings:

“Noun is a playful artist’s book about words and their definitions. It is like an exquisite corpse with words.

Starting with 27 real English words, each word and its definition has been divided into two parts. By turning the pages, you get to mix and match the word halves to create humorous and nonsensical new words and meanings.

With over 700 different combinations, this book is the perfect item for bibiophiles, lexicographers, writers, and any lover of words.

Here are a few examples of words and definitions you can put together:

whisper + umbrella = whisbrella: A low sibilan utterance for sheltering one from rain and sun.
banana + onomatopoeia = bananpoeia: A large herbaceous perennial tropical plant that bears fruit imitating the sound of the thing or action signified.
muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.
nomenclature + ancestry = nomencestry: A system or set of names for things derived from, or possessed by, an ancestor or ancestors.”

I’M SORRY BUT 

muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN INNOVATION ALL OTHER PLAYERS GO HOME.

They invented a way to make English behave like German!!

(via ghostworldofdragonflies)

8PM
“Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched.”

Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth  (via thewaking)

Literally the most important thing you will read today.

(via aesrettibeht)

#staywoke

(via diokpara)

petition to move back to the root definition.

(via ghostworldofdragonflies)

(Source: ynannarising, via ghostworldofdragonflies)

8PM

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via roamingsouls)

July222014

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I just read this to my sister and I shit you not she broke down into tears.

(via roamingsouls)

6PM

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

(Source: adrians, via hiatusphobia)

July172014

joquilajoestar:

An American man with the maturity of a 13 year old, two teenage Japanese boys, a French teenager with bountiful cleavage, and their Egyptian babysitter spent 50 days travelling in the Middle East and Africa to fight a bisexual vampire that dresses like shit and wears green lipstick

if that’s not a beautiful story of friendship, I don’t know what is

(via smilingrider)

12PM
10AM
drivojunior:

This is a sin

drivojunior:

This is a sin

(Source: synapse-break, via annameii)

8AM

guri-zuri:

batarian-butts:

suppermariobroth:

Waluigi’s voice from various games.

YOU’RE LOUSY

HTISFDA

I AHDSM FUCKNG PUKING SIWTH LAGUGHETER

(Source: suppermariobroth, via snarkytoon)

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July162014

xxshadedk9xx:

tumbling-lucky:

I was searching the english version of ponponpon of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, and I found it… I think so

I really like this.. I dont know why,but it makes me happy. (Click on it) its not what yiu think it i..

(via unfortunatebassist)

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July152014

weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

(Source: skirons, via smilingrider)

9AM

notapaladin:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

Someone give me this cartoon series.

(via becauseanimebitch)

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